i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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