Old men and throwing up are my life now.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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