Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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