There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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