After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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