I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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