Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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