strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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