end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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