A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
It was like getting head from an anaconda
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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