We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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