yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I don't think brook has ever known best
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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