the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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