Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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