Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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