I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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