I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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