Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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