The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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