Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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