Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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