You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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