he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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