it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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