there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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