So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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