Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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