it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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