he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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