I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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