Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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