4 words: hood of his car
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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