so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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