She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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