yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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