What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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