i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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