am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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