yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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