So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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