That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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