I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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