in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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