it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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