I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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