My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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