its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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