Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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