come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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