Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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