I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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