i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
