so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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