is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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