fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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