I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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