respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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