What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
